I’ve had MULTIPULE men molest me while I was sleeping. One of the times, I had fallen asleep during a movie, and the guy sitting next to me on the couch decided that meant it was ok to grab my chest. In that case, I woke up, smacked the shit out of him, and left. That was the easiest to deal with.

I just wanted to say that every time I see a post from you, I compulsively sing the “calls from the public” song out loud.

And don't forget Everest, even if that one does belong to the nanny.

Soooo...did the WB cut you a nice check for this idea? Lol

If I don’t use at least mascara, I look like I have no eyelashes. Stupid blonde lashes.

I’m loving this one

I figured people probably like to bring home the papers as souvenirs, thus why he said to use as many as she needed.

Our conundrum: When you have a large group of population who doesn’t respect fucking SCIENCE and don’t even believe in dinosaurs despite archaeological proof, how can you use archaeological proof to show them how many mass extinctions have already happened on our planet?

Omg our kids should be friends. My daughter pretends to be a Cat Princess, a Cat Doctor, and a Cat Mommy regularly. She also prentends to be a Her-nameasusacorn! (That’s part her, part Pegasus, part unicorn if that was unclear.)

Well, it wasn’t exactly that long ago that women did exactly that.

I removed the YouTube app from the iPad my daughter uses, but haven’t blocked the site. She learned to ask Siri to pull up the web version so quick it made my head spin.

No one will see this, but...

If DJ Soulsister stills does her night there, it seems about right.

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Marc Jacobs is holding his peen in that Grindr pic? I noticed what you were talking about in Hocus Pocus pic, too. Maybe I just really want their to be a peen in evry pic so much I'm imagining it.

I have to hide my snacks is my closet, and ice cream in the outside freezer, otherwise my incredibly independent four year old will help herself to them as soon as I go to the bathroom. I mean, I share them with her, too, but that's the only way I can ensure that I will get some, too.

I am forever grey, so we who knows if anyone will ever see this, but here goes anyway.

Here you go!

I shower with my daughter, who is four, often. Recently she asked about my pubes, so I explained them to her. That led to her becoming excited about growing her own one day. Then she tried to poke me in the pubes with her index finger, which led to another awkward conversation about boundaries.

yeah, I spent a couple of hours talking with him at an event they filmed for one of his shows, and he was super chill and nice. But that wasn't his on screen persona, it was just everyone drinking and eating and hanging out. Fun.

A lot of people in service jobs, or some self employed people, don't have PTO. If I don't work, I don't get paid. Taking ten days off would mean bills wouldn't get paid. :/