Tell that to Yoshimi and the Flaming Lips!

It was actually from a joke Nixon tshirt sold at the Republican National Convention in ‘88.

Oh! I can help you!

Mine, too. Now he says it just because he knows how much it annoys me, and he lives for teasing me.

Dude, I am the same. Exact. Way.

I’ll put stuff like that on the curb in front of my house with a “free” sign. Usually it gets picked up within the hour. If not, the garbage men pick it up on trash day (can’t remember anything that has lasted that long, though.)

I started skipping in third grade. I’d stay home and watch tv all day, then write an excuse note and forge my moms name. I used this tactic to skip school until I graduated high school. The look on my moms face when I told her last Christmas was PRICELESS.

What about “Agree to disagree?” I mean, the right intonation can change the phrase so much!

I have been diagnosed with oppositional disorder. Ohh do I feel you.

It should be pointed out that most of the people in LA don’t want this bill passed! I don’t know a single person who supports this! (Granted I’m in New Orleans, but I know of no one in my small hometown who supports it, either. Just lots of vocal reproach.)

*prays he doesn’t go through with it*

That describes my pregnancy pretty perfectly. I had to have fetal stress tests done to make sure she was ok because I never felt her moving. But she came almost a month early and was tiny. It’s possible had she baked longer, that would have changed.

I still remember how much I hated the way the antipsychotic I was put on as a child made me feel. My PCP was shocked I was put on this particular [no longer approved for use in children] drug. I lost 15 pounds and was miserable, even though I hid the pill as often as I took it.

I love the comments from the townspeople (maybe the wife?) in his hotel room asking why he had stayed, why hadn't he taken his car and left. Did they just forget that he had intended to leave, but they begged him to stay? He said no several times, they wouldn't take no for an answer.

I would almost certainly lost it at that point and throttled one of them...which was probably exactly what they wanted.

Exactly where my mind went, too!

I would have taken a bite of each one before catapulting it at his face.

Yeah, at least she doesn’t usually wake up until at least 9. Sometimes later. Of course, the other night she woke up at 4am and didn’t go back to sleep until 1pm (she took a two hour nap, which she almost ever does,) but that was unusual.

I can barely carry my daughter when she is behaving because of a permanent upper arm injury, I sure as shit can't carry her when she is throwing a tantrum. If that makes me a terrible person in your eyes, so be it. Maybe you should refrain from judging people so harshly when you can't know everything that factors into…

Yeah, I have a rod implanted that basically is holding my upper arm together. I can barely pick my daughter up anymore, much less wrestle her across the parking lot when she is going mental. I mean, it's not like this happens every time we go to the store, but it does happen occasionally. Guess that makes me a…