trolling hard on a Friday night. rock and roll chief. mom will have the pizza rolls down to the basement in about fifteen minutes. be patient.

I’m a lifelong Heat fan. Dwyane Wade is our franchise’s legend. Shaq and Lebron brought us championships. Any Heat fan my age will tell you their absolute favorite player ever is Dwyane Wade. But, if I may draw a distinction, my absolute favorite player of the Big 3 era was Chris Bosh. Erik Spoelstra repeatedly said…

lol. I’ll defer to your expertise in “cucks.”

Counterpoint: Fuck everything Bay Area.

Cavs in 6!

GIF of my favorite loading screen:

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

C’s fan. They never had a shot in this series. Their real victory this week was the future by winning the lottery.

So the 61-win 2017 Spurs are “not a good team”? Or their 67-win version last year, or the 55-win Thunder that took them out and almost eliminated the 73-win Warriors?

Boy not having that home court advantage really has hurt the Cavs.

I read “72-31", could not process it, and had to check the score on ESPN and NBA’s website to make sure you weren’t fucking with me.

Achievement Unlocked: Layin’ The Pipe

The best Celtic on the floor is that fat Irish guy with the cane and the shamrock vest.

I know the Celtics beat them fair and square, but I’m really finding it tough to believe that the Wizards would have put up such a pathetic showing as we are seeing right now.

This is pretty much 1980s Boston-Lakers playoffs. Both teams roll through and face each other in a memorable finals.

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

That’s okay. The C’s can just use their No.1 overall pick in the draft to get a guy as good as LeBron for next year. That’s how this works, right?

That might be the greatest non-verbal shit-talking ever. It might be the straight up shit-talking in any category ever really. That was a lifetime achievement award in the field of rudeness.

And Beverly has been playing great since that pick. Your point?