“Fuck Sam Bradford with Mike Glennon’s travel pillow.”

I really liked Mission Hill. Pretty funny... I think. 

Isn’t the issue that either A) Did Paul contribute anything to IML? and B) how much did he contribute? No one has ever (including Paul claimed that he wrote the entire song. There is no mystery. Read the breakdown in Macdonald’s “Revolution in the Head” for actual context.

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I really hope this does not affect any return of the NBA to the city.

What team does she play for? American Fidelity or Verizon??? 

Jesus Christ... she was a judge?!?!?

“Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?” 

The Canadians didn’t slug you in the face because that is what an American would do. 

I once knew a girl that was convinced that this was true. The girl literally let her BF go back-door because she wanted remain a virgin.

They are not idiots. You are. 

Why would someone dump you for crying at a game?? SHE SEEMS STABLE!

It is a lock they took selfies while falling. 

I love journalism about journalism. I also like smelling my own farts. 

Alberta is Canada’s Florida.

This is where the non-Alberta resident of Canada explains that Alberta is full of white trash. 

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ME GRIMLOCK THINK ITS TIME FOR NEW STRATEGY!

Rolling Blackouts and Parquet Courts! 

My co-worker was at this game. I hate her.