Counterpoint: Bad coffee will give you diarrhea. 

Whats with the colourrush Seahawks green jersey’s? My eyes hurt.

Dunkin Donuts? Animals. Up here in Canada, McCafe keeps winning these taste tests. I guess most people prefer dishwater coffee. Hate on Starbucks all you will but it is clearly the best out of these options. Of course I am Pacific Northwest so I guess I have that against me.

I used to often enjoy a “Beef n Cheddar,” with a side of New York Fries, at the local food court 20+ years ago. If I tried that now I would have ended up like that poor dude.

Counterpoint: Zack is Dope.

The poop story this week is going just be Magary shitting his pants at the end of that game.

I had many of these thoughts running through my head reading this piece. Thanks for getting it all down. Sick of the disruptive crap always coming down the pipeline.

I chucked one of those up once in high school. Made it but we were up 30.

Will this affect the “White Sox Minute?”

Yeah... if you cannot handle a period of abstinence or controlled drinking for a limited period like a week or a month then you should seek help.

I replay that SB moment along with Mutombo clutching the basketball to his chest in my nightmares.

They never did an “electric version” of this song so it does not count. I would have agreed with you if you said “About a Girl” though!

Caught a episode or two (stuck around because of um... Megan Fox). The host is pure cancer... so this makes sense.

Canadian chiming in here... I’m originally from the Prairies and had to visit the city often. Winnipeg sucks. Awful in the winter, awful mosquito problems in the summer.

FU USA!!!

Loving this record. I jumped on board with “Worry.” Great write-up, it would be easy to categorize it as daunting and depression, but I get a lot of hope and catharsis from it.

I would like to say that if a Canadian player did this we would burn his house down. But you all know that we wouldn’t. More likely scenario would be he would be banned from Tim Hortons; Swiss Chalet; Salisbury House; and/or St. Hubert.

FRESH HAWT TAKES OUT OF THE OVEN!!!

Lemme guess... the driver was over 65?!?! The local coffeeshop was demolished one morning because some old lady mixed up the accelerator and brake. Nearly killed a dozen people.

That’s a good dog.