I would like to say that if a Canadian player did this we would burn his house down. But you all know that we wouldn’t. More likely scenario would be he would be banned from Tim Hortons; Swiss Chalet; Salisbury House; and/or St. Hubert.

FRESH HAWT TAKES OUT OF THE OVEN!!!

Lemme guess... the driver was over 65?!?! The local coffeeshop was demolished one morning because some old lady mixed up the accelerator and brake. Nearly killed a dozen people.

That’s a good dog.

So in conclusion: We need to feel fear, we are doomed. Life sucks and all this needs to end. When is Drew back again?

Lol... Deuce.

As a Seattle fan... we had no business winning this game... I almost felt guilty. Almost. RIP Sadboys

Drinking lots of water prevents burns from the fake news media.

That photo from “Chopped” or whatever is going to follow Magary to the grave isn’t it??

A currency losing a 3rd of its value overnight and recovers partially by the next day. SEEMS NOT VOLATILE AT ALL! Great long term investment!

I told you to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween!!!

Man... I think that guy is dead...

“Can ghosts travel through time?” Jesus Christ what a stupid question. I wonder who voted for Trump?

These Bros are FAT!

My Morning Jacket has the worst cover to music ratio

BACK TO TO CAVE!!!!

Baseball sucks but that game was amazing to watch.

I hit a buzzer beater in garbagetime once in the playoffs in High School. My coach made me apologize to the other coach (we were killing them at the time). I still resent having to do that.

Cause Mericans’ carry guns everywhere.

They have paved streets to run on in Venice?!?!?!?!?