Kellofsteel
kellofsteel
11/17/17
1:06 PM
43

You’ve got it all wrong. He’s from Hawaii. He’s a shredded beach bum surfer dude. Shredded surfer dudes have been never been not sexy since like 1950.

11/17/17
10:41 AM
610

And here I thought he was sexy because he was tall, good looking and ripped.

11/13/17
8:40 AM
46

As someone else in the kink community: lolno. I don’t force my fetishes on randos or coworkers because CONSENT IS IMPORTANT IN BDSM

11/13/17
8:32 AM
37

So you currently work the cash register for Mommy and Daddy, and back when you worked the drive-thru window you assumed that all your colleagues were fucking in the bathroom. Got it. Read more

11/13/17
8:17 AM
39

Expressing sexual interest: “Would you like to go out sometime?”. Jesus. How did we get to this.

11/13/17
7:48 AM
84

Oh no dude, we get it. “Oh, Carol, I’m so SORRY! I had no IDEA I wasn’t allowed to stick my dick in the intern’s mashed potatoes and ask what her lady parts smelled like. I merely meant it as part of a cheeky welcome to the organization! I’ll do my best going forward, apologies but maybe you should revise your Read more

11/1/17
6:27 PM
44

Here’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders getting very offended by the correct implication that the Trump administration does not understand the Civil War or slavery or basic U.S. history.

11/1/17
5:42 AM
27

This needs to happen everywhere. Whatever pageant the rotten pumpkin owned should have each contestant give out all of his gross quotes. “Hi I’m Miss Florida, and I moved on her like a bitch” 

10/30/17
5:54 PM
7

I think all these things definitely come into play when creating an environment for policing, but there is one particular factor I’ve noticed making a difference: accountability. Are police officers being held accountable? Are other police officers willing to report shitty police officers and get them out of the force Read more

10/30/17
10:02 AM
104

I think it has “Incompetent Godfather” all over it. I maintain that the Trump family & entourage is made up of 100% Freddos.

10/29/17
9:27 PM
78

Ah, my apologies. You are absolutely correct. Let us not slander Nazis, who were indeed soldiers and combatants, rather than a poorly organised rabble of cowards. Read more

10/28/17
7:03 PM
68

“Just giving them attention”...yeah. ADVERSE attention. Which is also spelled OPPOSITION. And DISCOURAGEMENT.

10/26/17
5:04 PM
1

We should merger our baby factory LLCs. The government’s been pretty monopoly-friendly for a while. We could combine assets, become part of the donor class... and FINALLY pick our representatives with the true power of politics: the net assets of our shareholders.