kellofsteel
Kellofsteel
kellofsteel

As someone else in the kink community: lolno. I don’t force my fetishes on randos or coworkers because CONSENT IS IMPORTANT IN BDSM

So you currently work the cash register for Mommy and Daddy, and back when you worked the drive-thru window you assumed that all your colleagues were fucking in the bathroom. Got it.

Expressing sexual interest: “Would you like to go out sometime?”. Jesus. How did we get to this.

Oh no dude, we get it. “Oh, Carol, I’m so SORRY! I had no IDEA I wasn’t allowed to stick my dick in the intern’s mashed potatoes and ask what her lady parts smelled like. I merely meant it as part of a cheeky welcome to the organization! I’ll do my best going forward, apologies but maybe you should revise your

“But there are people who do do this. Who do so while operating within in the bounds of sexual harassment policy.”

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

We all have our quirks. Hell, some people like candy corn.

Here’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders getting very offended by the correct implication that the Trump administration does not understand the Civil War or slavery or basic U.S. history.

This needs to happen everywhere. Whatever pageant the rotten pumpkin owned should have each contestant give out all of his gross quotes. “Hi I’m Miss Florida, and I moved on her like a bitch” 

I think all these things definitely come into play when creating an environment for policing, but there is one particular factor I’ve noticed making a difference: accountability. Are police officers being held accountable? Are other police officers willing to report shitty police officers and get them out of the force

I think it has “Incompetent Godfather” all over it. I maintain that the Trump family & entourage is made up of 100% Freddos.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

Ah, my apologies. You are absolutely correct. Let us not slander Nazis, who were indeed soldiers and combatants, rather than a poorly organised rabble of cowards.

“Just giving them attention”...yeah. ADVERSE attention. Which is also spelled OPPOSITION. And DISCOURAGEMENT.

I’ve had women grab my boobs without warning or asking even at work. Still not cool with it.

Make men prove that they need Viagra only for procreation and also have a 48 hour waiting period; be forced to have an ultrasound shoved up their anus and get permission from their wife (they of course must be married); and of course his employer can object for “moral reasons” covering Viagra..

We should merger our baby factory LLCs. The government’s been pretty monopoly-friendly for a while. We could combine assets, become part of the donor class... and FINALLY pick our representatives with the true power of politics: the net assets of our shareholders.

I would like to know how to incorporate my baby factory. Since corporations have more rights than women these days.