Seeing this trailer just goes with my overall problem with these live-action remakes:

Solution: make the environment colorful as hell.

I’ve read this too, and yours is a really great, concise explanation.

The real world isn’t saturated in color, dumbholes.

What I’m saying is that I don’t want the new version at all. 

Then what’s the point?

Then what’s the point?

Interesting, one could say people who played it originally would say tough shit that you missed it then.

So you’re basically a ROM hipster. “Ugh, this project used to be cool but now all these fucking filthy casuals who don’t obsessively follow the different websites dedicated to unauthorized emulation ports are aware of this thanks to a mainstream gaming blog. The whole thing is ruined.”

You’re a dick. I just emailed nintendo about this project in the hopes it will get a C&D just to spite you. Don’t be a dick in the future and people won’t be a dick to you.

“I am saying tough shit if they miss out on these types of things because they do not appear on major news sites.”

If you know where to find these kinds of games, but keep missing out because they get posted to mainstream news sources... Doesn’t that mean you don’t really know where to get them? I mean technically you should have gotten them months before if you’re so “in the know”.

Even if Nintendo takes them down, guess what? Five others will just rehost it and the Streisand effect will take its toll on Nintendo.

So Reckless-man(oh the irony), you say tough shit to the people that missed out? Well Kotaku is saying tough shit to people like you so more people can find out about it. And the way your attitude is, I applaude them and hope you get boned.