Hey Tom,

I know the game did not live up to the hype or maybe even the mafia legacy. Despite its flaws i still think it’s a cool game worthy of play. Maybe at a discount given the competition but there is fun to be had in it.

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

Cam Newton clearly hit helmet to helmet while sliding isn’t called. Grayson Allen gets a foul call with clearly no contact. Electoral College elects Trump.

“Don’t worry, no one will.”

“No one (I hope).”

I know he plays for the Jets but Petty does not have to live like a refugee.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

In theory I agree. If a 5'3”, 125 lb man attacks me, I end it before I get hurt. A woman can do the same amount of damage (A finger nail in the eye? That could change your life.) However, this specific incident feels more like two dumb asses who need to split whatever damages equally.

Having trained in jiu-jitsu since I was a kid I have encountered several petit ladies who would absolutely ruin your shit. And you would have no way of knowing that they could until they did ruin your shit.

So, “don’t hit women” might be a better rule of thumb than say, the actual Rule of Thumb; but this one is best:

I don’t understand why someone’s gender should allow them to hit another person?

Yep. In fact, it’s the bridge where Jack Black punted Ron Burgundy’s dog.

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Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

Wow what a dunk!

If Green doesn’t like people talking about his kicks, he should stop bringing them up.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.