Yea? Well I don’t like that Charles Barkley gave himself a perfect three-point rating in “Barkley’s Shut Up and Jam.”

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

I’ve given up on pretending like there are real ‘classes’ in this game. Mei doesn’t belong in defense, as she’s basically a mini-tank (she blocks damage); Symettra and Sombra are very similar in play-style, yet one is support and the other is attack; Roadhog isn’t much of a tank (no way to block damage, unlike every…

I am a pleasant, tolerant person towards people who don’t actively hate my family and friends. The rest of you Trumpers can eat a bag of dicks.

nah

I still can’t believe America elected a literal sack of shit as their next president.

Counterpoint: What makes you think he’s going to care nearly enough to stress out the way our other presidents have? He’s already said Pence is going to handle the day-to-day stuff. And a narcissistic sociopath of Trump’s magnitude isn’t one for a lot of introspection or second-guessing, which is what leads to the…

Yeah, shame on Clinton for not pandering to the racists.

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

The optimist in me thinks he spends his next two years fighting with Paul Ryan and the American public sobers up and votes them all out by 2018.

He’s totally unqualified, but at least he’s a terrible person.

To anyone who voted Trump:

This election was America’s IQ test and we bombed it bigly.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

“If one were to make a list of reasons for Knicks fans to be pessimistic about their team’s prospects going forward, Jackson might be No. 1.”

You are going to get a buttload of stars for this scorching hot taek.

Oh yeah, one time when I was drivin’. This squirrel ran out in the street and I ran over him, and he didn’t die right then but he was limpin’ and stuff. I’m pretty sure he died right after that