Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

The reason goats don’t have front upper teeth is because they chew their cud, so the real chewing is done in the back of the mouth after they essentially throw it back up again:

I’d for sure let her polish my spear.

A less successful effort.

Uh, sorry to burst your bubble, but EA are assholes. Is this actually in dispute?

How about any kind of labeling on the chart? Who knows how zoomed in that thing is.

Too bad they take 10 minutes of spinning to take on and off :/

Dirt is also abrasive.