This is how people whose parents were rich think that they made it on their own.

It’s increasingly clear that many people ARE that stupid.

“We imbibe our things with an essence that we believe is unique to the items we own.” Pssssst. You mean imbue. Imbibing an essence like that is probably illegal in multiple countries.<3

My black cashmere cardigan sweater. It’s “too good” for everyday wear, thus it sits in my closet.

So tacky

Hi, I am the 30 year old person still using the cheap pans my mom gave me after she sent my dad out to buy a single pan and he bought a set (“it was the same price!”). I have one nice skillet and one ceramic dutch oven, and the rest are crap. It really is sheer laziness. Brb buying these.

Hi, I am the 30 year old person still using the cheap pans my mom gave me after she sent my dad out to buy a single…

“They’re not total abomination rapes where strangers are being dragged off the streets,” Rose later said at a Community Council meeting Wednesday night.

It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

Pretty sure that’s not nature’s fault.

A woman who loves nature in spite of what it’s done to her.

“(And recall some math: average means half the debt slaves are above that number.)“

one reason I make purchases from Costco. Their generous return policy means if I don't love it, I can take it back. Recently I purchased a massage chair. Tried it for three weeks, decided it was a like, not love, purchase. So I took it back and feel better with the money back in my account.