Totally NON racists here.

.......not so great if you’re preconditioned as Epsilon. Basically the elevator operators and janitors but, you were preconditioned to love being Epsilon because “Alphas work much too hard and Betas are far too clever.....I like being an Epsilon.”

Trick question. It’s all of the above.

But, but, but, but, but, .........where is Empires Of The Deep?

When confronted with the unknown:

Next Google Nexus phone should be the “Newton” >:)

I really would love this in a messenger bag style. Like a hybrid of a old-timey doctors bag and messenger bag.

The screen is too small, its like reading a pamphlet. By the time I adjust the size of the font for my crappy eyes, each page will be a paragraph if I’m lucky. Thank goodness for the physical page turn buttons :(

SPOILER! Christopher Walken is King Kong.

Im still waiting for “Empires of the Deep” to premier

A Scotch.

Closest I can get

Why wont god simply stop the zika virus? Done. Or, why would god create the zika virus?

Can this be used with bananas?

YES! I only discovered this about 6 months ago and love it. I also add a table spoon of powdered mustard and white pepper (I don’t want to see black specs like you would with black pepper, so to each their own. Also with this method (best part) the cheese reheats really well.

Wheres, Adam Baldwin.

Smurf 102 and beyond are simply left out of the dance :(

Bacon Smurf, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Question:”Whether Finance Smurf disturbs you because of his callous disregard for the well-being of his fellow Smurfs or because he bowed down before the dark forces of socialism is up to you.”