Please write a letter to Monmouth, and demand your degree back! Good lord, you crucified the English language with that post!

So what year did you graduate CBA?

Are we sure Lucy Mohr even has arms? 32 minutes, not a single shot taken, and two turnovers. I imagine her teammates passed her the ball but since she doesn’t have arms, it bounced right off her body and out of bounds.

Does Megan Prichard feel better or worse that she doesn’t start for GLC?

OK now I’m mad do we have a problem with small dicked guys stuck in dead end jobs?

Waiter, this take is lukewarm, can you take this to the back and heat it up, I like my takes HOT

i forgot to feed my dog one day. i thought my wife fed him; she thought i fed him. for one day. and to make matters worse, i yelled at him that night cause his hungry ass was being super-annoying (cause he was fucking hungry! oh god i’m going to hell...)

63 cents a can at Petsmart

I could maybe buy that excuse, except he fed his other dogs. I have 3 dogs and can’t imagine a scenario where I fed 2 of them but forgot about the other one. FOR FOUR GODDAMN WEEKS.

what a piece of garbage, you know that fat motherfucker had plenty of food around..

STICK TO SPROTS BLERGH DERP

Don’t tell me what to do.

Sorry guy but suicidal thoughts and what not are just symptoms of Post-Concussion Syndrome and while yes you can have a bad side effects to certain medications demonizing all medications on national t.v. because you had a bad experience is wrong. Correlation does not imply causation. I have had 10 concussions and have…

Lawrence Taylor really fucked up when he broke his leg, his mouth was the other way.

In the spirit of Lance Berkman’s fight against tolerance: Fuck you, asshole.

I think you mean “as long as it doesn’t make you look like an asshole”. You have the right to be an asshole, however expect to be called out.

He’s right about the slippery slope. Today you have tolerance of people different than you. Tomorrow, world peace. *shudder*

So you are fine with people not being decent to other humans and discriminating against them?

Look I spent my career hammering buns into the riot section with my boomstick. I earned my keep with my torso twists, hand-eye coordination, and brain full of anger. These people with their thin wrists and their fragile legs and their tolerance are just asking for a handout. Respect me they all say. It’s like, get in…