“David Tracy can probably swap a nuclear device in under an hour with the right tools.”

Try ice hockey leagues. Typically 10pm to 2am next early morning. AND you may have a 4am game in another league following.

You can get it in grey and there must be a way to remove the wing.  But mid thirties is still wing territory - live it - own it.

Ok, I’m out.

I mean, you don’t need to know how to rebuild a transmission in order to write about automotive news. The senior tech editor is regularly tearing jeeps into piles of molecules (assisted by the crumbly nature of iron oxide molecules), and that’s great. The rest of the staff is free to produce other content that we care…

New article idea: Jalopnik pieces together a new universal “inspection.”

Maybe another good question is how many members of the Jalopnik staff regularly work on their own cars? And how much do you actually need to know about fixing a car in order to label yourself a Wrench?

Hold on, “running”? That’s the only requirement?!

I feel like you should canvass the Jalop-sphere and ascertain:

Your avatar is a Camaro.

I took it so in stride that I didn’t question it until reading your commen. I think it’s ready for a refresh....

My jaw dropped when I saw the bad CGI. Then I looked at the timestamp and realized I was only at 2:19! This is amazing

What in the fuck did I just watch

Darek went to the Chicago Auto Show because, duh, cars, and spotted the striking blue GT-R—a rare 50th Anniversary Edition— at the Nissan booth.

They already did that. the base model has no power windows, is a manual, but it doesnt have a 4 cylinder I believe. But thats 33K! Thats why this truck wont sell a lot. Think about even what you get in a base model Ranger or Colorado. Its far more than you get with this truck for thousands less

The window sticker listing FSD and other options the dealer got from Tesla when they bought the car from them is pretty clear evidence that Tesla acknowledges that the car was sold to the dealer with those options.

Hi there bootlicker.

Oh, snap!

GMC Canyon has a 6'2" bed, 30mpg highway, and a 7,000# towing capacity... It’s what you’re looking for.

People pay a lot more to cosplay as race car drivers.