Blasphemy!

Excuse you they were upper class Chicagoans.

The simple solution is to not have the family be upper class New Yorkers, then Kevin won’t have his own cell phone and the parent’s cricket plan could be out of minutes this month.

This one’s too easy: Kevin is brown and his parents are detained for several days by immigration while trying to get back into the USA after they realize they’ve left him behind. Kevin’s afraid to go to the local authorities because duh, he’s a brown preteen. 

This franchise is the only work he has.  John Singleton made sure Tyrese stay fed with that atrocious 2 Fast 2 Furious.  As Paul Walker would say, “We ain’t hungry no mo, cuz!”

As a purist who doesn’t plan on seeing this movie, how do they redeem Shaw, who killed Han but is now apparently one of the good guys?

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

My parents took me to both of their concerts when I wasn’t growing up. JT I literally fell asleep during the concert and I hate taking naps. Walking into JB’s concert someone offered me $300 for my ticket. I didn’t take it and spent the whole concert wishing I had. Either way I didn’t enjoy either concert

The one about getting shot at in Jamaica was pretty good too. Or perhaps I just like the story.

Let’s be real here: for those of us that were “of age” when the original dropped, none of the films that followed will ever measure up. Despite its litany of technical mistakes and shocking dearth of actual car-related content, it captures the zeitgeist of the rise of import tuning perfectly. The relatively low budget…

$kay was posting WHAT?!  I thought she just had an extensive collection of car photos!

I like how 430HP is considered “only” now. I still remember when any truck that had HP in the 300's was hot stuff.

Those vents might become real if the engine location changes

YOU CAN!

So if the drivetrain moves to the rear does the Camry’s dent move to the front?

Why not just stick the Hellcats in the Compasses and let them destroy themselves?

In its defense, it was Revenge of the Nerds, not Non-Spiteful and Morally-Appropriate Reprisal of the Nerds.

The 86 has 151 lb-ft of torque. This has 369. In trucks where acceleration isn’t the sole purpose, torque matters more. 

I am the guy the bring along. Except that most of the time, pointing out glaring architectural flaws is met with ‘we can develop that’ by some commission-fueled sales rep and my idiot company going along with it because it means big fat quarterly bonuses for everyone involved for the next year.

Sure, you have to find…

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.