I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

Aren’t you a professional writer?  Isn’t this your craft?

Except, Bradley, in this case, you literally had one job.

1st: This is really interesting. Since the 3.5 ecoboost in the trucks has been a thing, the general vibe I’ve gotten and read is that it delivers on the power, but not the fuel economy (I drove a rental expedition last year, and it felt like a damn rocket ship). You could have called that driver error for not being…

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

BMW should just build a MINI on the X7 platform with no sense of irony

it says the roof is meant to “[recharge] the battery to increase travel distance while preventing unnecessary battery discharge,” according to a company press release.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

Look, I get that, according to your rank, your own childhood was back in the days before indoor plumbing or whatever, but Furlong in T2 was a spot-on “juvie menace” 11 year old circa 1992, whether you like it or not.

Furlong’s work in T2 is seriously underrated. It’s understandable, since all his co-leads are basically doing the best work of their careers, but without his performance to center the movie around, it would just be a more expensive remix of the first film.

Furlong better show up on a fuckin motocross bike blasting You Could Be Mine

OH oh! Maybe Audi can sue next?

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

The best part about this comment is the dude that took it seriously.

I think you sort of hit and miss my point. F1 tires are apples and oranges from a street tire. BUT, they show something.

Weird flex but okay 

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.