Weakest first, you don’t want to win one and then have to fight hard for each one after. Win the weakest one you can first and then it makes every one after it easier. So the next weakest one will be next, for sure.

Your car doesn’t matter in the big picture. You’re polluting more by buying another.

That opening paragraph is some of the best writing I’ve ever seen on a Gawker site. Well done.

Generally I’m with you. But in this particular case it isn’t needed.

Headline = Playground brag “I met Ariana Grande at her concert and she invited me back stage and we partied all night and then we did the sex!”

“Oh yeah, prove it.”

Article = Awkward hover hand photo in a meet & greet line.

Very cool display. Too bad video appears to be taken with a flip phone.

I’ve got a 928 S4 5mt beater as a project car. I keep talking about looking into something more usable today rather than pouring money into the 928 and every time I get close she starts up with “Yeah, but it won’t sound the same” “Yeah it looks ok but it’s not a black-on-black 928.” I’ve shopped new Mustangs,…

It looks like the driver was just too timid. Speed is your friend in some cases. Everyone waving him on seems to agree.

To a non-Jalop you just showed two very similar looking cars, and the one with the trendy technology is cheaper. (Thinking like my wife here - the only cars she’s impressed with have big, loud engines. To her the FoRS might as well be a Scion xD.)

You misused the word “infallible” and the rest of that sentence was awkward. Does Jalopnik need a part time copy editor?

“No British car reviewer screaming in your ear about steering feel.”
- can we just always do that from now on?

I’m so solidly out of whatever demographic this is. And that is very ok.

Newman’s Own Sockarooni. It is the only acceptable spaghetti sauce in a jar.

I would try it with my single 980ti, but I don’t have a 4k screen :(
Battlefront looks impressive at 19x12 in any case.

I love rotaries, but you’re seriously trying to trigger some epileptic fits with that gif.. Bad choice.

Incarnations, not carnations. Unless they’re going all “new beetle” over if Fuchu.

‘15 TDI Golf owner. 45k miles in (after 14 months of ownership) and going strong. Not worried about selling it for a long time yet. Waiting on my $500/$500 apology gift that I registered for but haven’t seen anything further. It’s been a few weeks.
I think a lot of TDI buyers are like me and bought new because they…

As a casual gamer, new to this generation of gaming (I kind of skipped from UT3 to RL... must be something about that physics engine) I never knew, and wouldn’t have participated, in easter-egg style sales. My time is worth more to me than that. Plus woot kind of burned that circuit out for at least another decade or…

I used to be an IT admin for the company in Missouri that handles UPS unclaimed shipments. Everything “lost” gets sent to a big warehouse there outside of KC and basically the company deals with it. At one time (it’s been over a decade since I worked there) the MO company got a significant bonus from UPS for finding…

Double land cruiser feels like a cop out.