keithdavidhydepiercebrosnan
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keithdavidhydepiercebrosnan

The cycle is a Republican president makes a massive mess of everything, then a Democrat is elected. The Democrats can’t fix the mess in 2 terms, so the people blame them and vote in a Republican, who just undoes all the good and continues to make things worse.

He used to carry his crowbar in a gunny sack / Still sticky with the blood from his last attack / Oh, the rock stars, they would see him and they’d be afraid / He’d kill them and then make off with the tunes they’d made / Travelers in time, they would stop and say / “Oh God, I didn’t think that Elvis died that way

Way out in California, near Los Angel-ees / Near where the outer suburbs meet the redwood trees / There stood a split-level, dirty like a sty / Where lived a high school boy named Marty McFly / Who never ever learned to play guitar so well / But when he murdered rock stars he yelled “I’ll see you in hell” / Go, go—go

I think he looks more like the early Shadow King from Legion:

He’s really dedicated to Zippy cosplay.

“It shocked me. It hurt me. I did seek help. I went to a priest…I am not racist. This was nearly 40 years ago.”

I know its the popular gif

I’m hard pressed to think of a movie I’ve watched more times than Clue.

THANK YOU MARIO!

2-icide Squad

Except for that one dingo.

Was I alone in the impression that Oliver had repressed the member of the third man in the boat, and that he didn’t remember him until his time in prison? If that’s not the case, then wow, that’s a big ask to make of the audience. They’ve used that scene on the boat in nightmares and flashbacks for years.

Chin chininey, chin chininey, chin chin cher-ee

He’ll make a great double act with Melania Belloq!

THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?

this is to cheer you up

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I totally sympathize with what you’re saying, and have often said much the same, but couldn’t resist this ...

You would have to have two parties stupid enough to push it to the point of gunfire.

Counterpoint:

Spoken like someone who’s never killed their sister in a moment of supreme but unintentional carelessness.