Take your No-Prize.

She was in the now-defunct Marvel Heroes MMO as an unlockable team-up character.

Eh, he seems like more a of a healer to me.  

Start with a new Dracula movie. It follows the classic story fairly closely. Dracula’s a villain, Jonathan Harker and van Helsing race against time to save Mina Harker. They succeed, killing Dracula by carving his heart out of his chest with a Bowie knife, which they seal away in a jar. Post credit stinger is…

Especially since they have a dozen burger places 10x better.   Shit, Wendys is better than In-n-Out.

Mr. Ed had a better Wilbur, too.

Here’s my review:

I read the first few paragraphs before it seemed to be abundantly clear that you have an axe to grind with this type of game and should not be the one reviewing it.  I stopped reading there. 

Got my hopes up

Socially maladjusted, condescending nerds with esoteric knowledge who think they’re the smartest person in the room

Absolutely not. That’s just misreading the character completely.

She really isn't. Her mom should be the one up there. Both film versions are Mrs. White are terrifying. 

I mentioned before how, when bingeing a series, AVClub writers miss obvious points and nuances in episodes. Amongst the many, the 3 biggest ones for me are:
1. Smartphones (and digital assistants) can be used to covertly listen to you- there’s evidence of this happening now in the real world.
2. Social Media operators…

Roy Orbison wasn’t actually blind, you know that right?

I will always go to bat for Beyond Oasis, what an amazing and criminally underrated game.

For limited/standalone runs: Planetary, Kingdom Come, Batman: The Long Halloween and its sequel Batman: Dark Victory, All-Star: Superman, Superman: American Alien, the Omega Men, and Lex Luthor: Man of Steel.

It’s a genetic condition, she’s in fact the biological daughter of Swamp Thing and Daddy Mac from 90s kid rap duo Kriss Kross.

“If you build it, they will cum.”

Here’s a clue -

I used to adore Star Wars; it was like my Bible. But now I’m just “meh” about the whole thing. I still get some Multiversal insights from the films and shows, but they don’t have that “OMF! I must see this in the theater on Day One!” hold on me they once did.