This movie gets better every time I see it. Recently caught it at the Music Box at a midnight showing and it was great. I regularly jam out to “Nowhere Fast” in my car, much to the consternation of fellow Lake Shore Drivers.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

I only had two complaints with this episode:

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

I can think of at least one reason why you don’t want your artificially intelligent robo-slaves to require the consumption of organic matter for their survival.

I am beyond certain that “mystery girl” is Joe and Cecile’s daughter!

SkyNet - now that I live in a world where Trump became President, it’s time for humanity to end.

This was easily a Top 5 episode for me. Yes, the fact that Barry can do THIS much in under ten seconds makes it utterly ridiculous that he can’t instantly stop every villain moving at normal speed. But that’s not a new problem; it’s an inconsistency that’s plagued the show since the start. We’ve seen Barry from this…

As the late Douglas Adams had it, “Mostly Armless.”

He’s got the thickest skin anyone has ever seen! That famous tennis butt photo? That’s not fat, believe me, folks. That’s 100% skin, all the way down. Everyone tells him, “You’ve got such thick, presidential skin, Mr. Trump!”, ask anybody. Just tremendous skin, folks. Tremendous. Not like Crooked Hilary’s skin, which…

They knew that they couldn’t storm Jabba’s palace, so the plan was to get everyone inside the palace and take it down.

Zack. Dude, you still got it. Wonderful writing voice. Old school AVClub buddy. We miss you and your Duckula avatar. Hope all is well.

WOOSH

Cletus, the FETUS? How did anyone keep a strait face after that?

Look cowboy, you can’t say enough words to hurt me so who gives an ever living fuck about first amendment rights when I have to keep my head on a swivel to avoid people like you who think you live in a fucking action movie. No one is impressed by stupid shit like “durr I’ll cock my 870" You sound like a scared child…

You like shooting? So what? If protecting the lives of children means you don’t get to participate in your hobby, too fucking bad. Your fun times aren’t worth dead kids. If you think otherwise, go fuck yourself to death.

When the NRA decided 20 kindergarteners was the cost of doing business, it was lost. Until they go away, nothing is going to change. We’ll get a ton of wet fart soundbytes from Senators or Representatives, barely audible over the sound of them cramming hundreds of NRA dollars into their pockets, and then a few days…

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Let’s turn schools, places where children go to be educated, into armed fortresses, and let’s turn our teachers, who are trained to educate children, into armed guards. The solution to this issue is to repurpose educational facilities and faculty, rather than just fucking regulating the…

Tribute bands: because sometimes, you want to hear somebody belt out your favorites!

I’m kinda partial to the Iron Maidens myself.