If you handed Donald Trump a bag of garbage and told him it was what Obama threw out he’d take it inside and dump it on the floor.

Who the hell knows at this point.

I hated the accent, too. But, I enjoyed the ep and the reveal Quicksilver is working with Ruth Fisher.

Boat drinks, buddy.

This is perfect.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

There are subtler ways to impede player progress.

Things AVClub could easily drop to make room for weekly Blackish coverage:

I especially enjoyed seeing all the different outfits and hairstyles Janet would adopt with every reboot. Busty Alexa can rock anything and everything.

When I first read the headline I said to myself, “I’m a fan... Am I one of the “worst” fans?” After reading, I can say I’m not. I watch the show and laugh and try to get other people to watch the show and laugh. And I even get most of the jokes, including some of the ones based on obscure references and/or knowledge.

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>because of those fans, the show is becoming easy to hate

IMO, Alien Covenant is stupider than Prometheus, and, more importantly, approximately 10x more boring, so I don’t really get why Prometheus gets shit on so much.

Check out the WTF with Marc Maron podcast episode with Ron Perlman for a fantastic, lengthy story about what it was like to be on the set of that film.

This article would be unnecessary if not for her previous ones on the subject.

That’s weird because I typed in out in the voice of Jerry.

Those soulless clowns figured out the formula - hire a great director with a sense of humour who loves comic books. Those scheming bastards...

If they do not faithfully recreate Skurge’s Last Stand at Gjallerbru I will be pissed. I know that they referenced it in trailers but I want it adapted almost word-for-word.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

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I've heard Jason Newsted's isolated bass track on AJFA… it's 80 minutes of silence!