This is a Corvette not a Camaro. Aqua Velva my man.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

I told my Pats fan sister that it’s going to be the funniest thing ever when the Dolphins beat the Patriots next Sunday. She, knowing Tom Brady’s career record in Miami (7-10), was not impressed.

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

Disclosure:

OK Gramps, time to take your meds and a nap before your checkers game with Mr. Johnson.

It is a corvette because they will afix the logo to it.  The first one was a straight six.

Look, you guys aren’t getting your damn round tailights soon or at all. they died with the c6 and wont come back for a while. Get used to it.

y’all are killing me. i couldn’t breath.

Oh, he’s probably already got a gofundme page set up

He is still alive after spitting on officer. Hmm interesting.