I see you are a person who has no kids, and frankly that’s probably a good thing.

más vale un cobarde vivo que un valiente muerto

No lie, I was talking to a dude in line at the store last week who is a professional therapist and in the middle of the conversation, he was like “Man, you seem like you the type to hold grudges....” and will all the seriousness in me, I looked back at him and said “and you don’t?!?! That’s on you. How will I know…

i hold grudges long after i forget why i have the grudge to begin with. i never let up.

No, you weird bitches. Next time, articulate your point clearly if you don’t want to be misunderstood.

I used to work for a Women’s Agency in Chicago. Our board was all women. And the women we served? 97% lived below the poverty level. We provided different services (including psychological counseling, housing, employment assistance, and emergency assistance). Anyway, one day we’re talking about the need for our board…

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

Remember all those times they slipped up and referred to him as “Coon” Salman of Saudi Arabia, or “Coon” Abdulla II of Jordan, or the tennis great Billie Jean Coon?

Thank you for taking the time and space to write about this outrage to our community from that orange rectumtrumpet squatting in the white house and his latest white Renfield wannabe. I feel as though the Black and People Of Colors’ communities have so much terror and pain and injustice to face on a daily basis, that…

“For the caucasity of openly using blacks as props”

I feel like this is a learning, moment...

A good BJ is worth its weight in gold. Depending on technique and skill/experience you can get your partner to blow w/in minutes or stretch it out for what may seem like eternity.

Who doesn’t want a blowjob of any quality? I’d gratefully accept even a tiny lick :P

First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I…

“[The nurse] stated that there were several lacerations to the victim’s posterior fourchette or vaginal area, and two of those lacerations were approximately one centimeter in length,” testified Det. Winters. “And there were many, I believe, 2 millimeter lacerations. Too many to count… [The nurse] stated that the…

I like cocoa butter, and coconut body butter. I just want to avoid ashyness.

I’m not a Bud Light-ologist so I can’t say whether these were 12 or 24 packs. But the former would weigh 45lbs, and the latter 90lbs. Carrying either weight at that weird angle is impressive, so let’s take a moment to appreciate the little things.

See, I said potpourri up top. It definitely has a sort of perfume type flavor that I just do not like.

I... like pumpkin spice things (for the record: they’re not meant to taste like pumpkin, but the blend of spices which are used in pumpkin pie).

That said, we have definitely taken it too far. I saw this shit at my local Walmart awhile back. It’s just missing the tiny Ugg boots for cats, now.

Do you think he still hunts Ali Campbell? Because that would be an interesting twist.