Had the gas powered one when I was a teenager. Noisiest f*cker in the world. But very cool and very fun. Had to ride it on NYC streets though and if you hit a pot hole.. game over. It had old style Simms wheels. Great for pavement but one pebble brought it to a sudden stop.

Why? unless they make it a miraculously fast I/O, who wants to read/write huge amounts of data to one of these dogs? Flash drive, now that's a different story..

Oh well.

@ Bitterleaf

Actually I can't figure out what South Dakota is.

My favorite is when an escalator stops working and comes to a halt and people stand and wait to get rescued.

Fucking genius. Really.

You'll forget this is in your wallet and you WILL BE arrested at the airport and taken to jail. You will not be able to talk your way out of this.

Rubber or foam?

Ok, I know this is weird, but when I saw the image of the cases out of the corner of my eye (the teaser image to get you to this article in the right column), it looked like a parade of gorillas with pink, black, green and white fur. Go ahead, squint your eyes and tell me I'm wrong.

Hey. let's not forget that most of these people did not pick the Symbian strategy. They were just being good soldiers. I'm sure many of us work at companies that have made strategic decisions that suck but if you are not high enough in the chain to affect change, you keep your head down and do your job.

You'll find that only one speaker port is active on the iPhone anyway... so still can be stereo, just not not separated.

A high probability that at some point your balls will get popped from a trick gone awry....

@Misfitpunk38: So that would be the same for all those Android tablets out there? Those are all still 1st gen as well.

@virgil.ierubino: Exactly! Agreed.

@mitraxis: um, ok. Is that like "these are not the droids your are looking for". Didn't work on me.

@gonzorider: Seems the old woman in the middle is a mystery. Bill Gates' mom?

Christ, I realize the photo is either actually faded or has been run through a filter to give it that "70's effect", but is it my imagination or did everyone back then suffer from "Gingeritis".

you missed the obvious headline. "Kitty Perry"

@IndomitableWrath: Only when your brain has been "pre-seasoned".