keepupwitjones
KeepUpWitJones
keepupwitjones

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team

Relevant, witty and urbane. You, sir, are a bon vivant.

So the Broncos are trying to sway the officials by complaining that Brady tries to sway the officials.

We just took ours down this weekend. We like it, so we figure we might as well keep it until the trash pickup says they won’t take them any more. :)

people still have their christmas tree up?!?

That’s the first thing I thought of too...

He looks like the Chris Christie that Chris Christie ate.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I’m genuinely curious how much the negative reaction to Fallout 4 on Kotaku has cost Bethesda?

Every asshole in New England drives a pickup truck though.

Corey Feldman’s second-finest role, right after Meatballs 4.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

I could listen to him talk about the 1980s Celtics until the end of time.

Out of everything about the game I dislike, Preston’s constant quest giving is the thing I HATE. EVERY TIME I’m in any settlement I get some recylced quest I don’t want to do forced upon me. Preston is the worst about it because when you complete one he’ll give you another. This is the single worst thing about Fallout

Are you suggesting that remembering to use the brakes if you want to slow down is complicated?

Nodding intensifies

Not just any Ravens. This is the Mallett-era Ravens.

That “whoosh” you just heard was the joke going over your head.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

It makes it worse than Troll 2.

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.