Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

11/10, would watch.

I feel like this movie would have been better with a plot twist and a colon in the title to take it more horror than rom com.

Also, the reason people can’t imagine their 12 year old plotting a vicious murder with a co-conspirator is because most 12 year olds (virtually all, really) don’t fucking do that.

Shrines is my everything. I saw them at North Coast Music Festival in 2013. My friend Juan and I were just walking by and were hardcore sucked in.

Me too! Like, “What?? Ok, hold on, hold on—oh.”

lolz i clicked on this article like SHIT SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO PURITY RING???? thank god it’s just those lame rings, not the cool band.

This is the only purity ring I care about:

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…

You’re being paranoid, we’re not throwing a party without you, WAIT DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

I guess Zadie feels that white teeth should be sufficient.

Long time reader, first time commenter. I can’t simply let the comment that Aja is “HIGHLY deserving” stand without an eye roll. So *eye roll*.

Breaking:

you had me at Priyanka. <3

34 and I haven’t done shit really. Some traveling.

All you bastards just stop now! Do NOT fuck with donuts. I’m barely hanging onto anything like sanity and one of my last anchors is motherfucking donuts. You’ll all rue the day if the pure joy of donuts is swiped away for me. Rue, do you hear me! RUUUUUUUE!

harold f’en styles.