Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

11/10, would watch.

I feel like this movie would have been better with a plot twist and a colon in the title to take it more horror than rom com.

If you’re not the only one, can you take the others off in a corner and all of you shut the fuck up and let us enjoy something?

Also, the reason people can’t imagine their 12 year old plotting a vicious murder with a co-conspirator is because most 12 year olds (virtually all, really) don’t fucking do that.

Shrines is my everything. I saw them at North Coast Music Festival in 2013. My friend Juan and I were just walking by and were hardcore sucked in.

Me too! Like, “What?? Ok, hold on, hold on—oh.”

lolz i clicked on this article like SHIT SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO PURITY RING???? thank god it’s just those lame rings, not the cool band.

This is the only purity ring I care about:

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…

I don’t know what’s so creepy about this. Happened all the time with rotary phones. They were weird.....

You’re being paranoid, we’re not throwing a party without you, WAIT DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

He knows.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Mayweather’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this to him.

I guess Zadie feels that white teeth should be sufficient.

Long time reader, first time commenter. I can’t simply let the comment that Aja is “HIGHLY deserving” stand without an eye roll. So *eye roll*.