whaaaat. finish! audio books are fine just finish!!!!!!!

I can’t either, so instead, please enjoy this picture of Ramona and Simon dancing. Look at dat face!

Really? Huh. I did not see that coming.

-10 points for neglecting to provide visual evidence

but I think everyone with a SAG card has been on that show

I thought “Sybian”

I’ve never watched DWTS, but I absolutely would if Ramona was on. Just THINK of the wild-eyed facial expressions...

Potato/potato

I believe Mystery is part of Celebrity. Can’t show you Everything... My opinion.

Spineless or stupid, Jill, pick a petard and hoist thyself.

Boris sounds like he as an O.G. That’s an awesome story.

Can we not blame Amy Schumer for the assholery of men she may have employed/known? Let’s stay focused on the true jerks who deserve our anger.

my mom is now in her 60s and survived cancer last year, and has now made getting stone one of her bucket list items. like, she brings it up ALL the time. i have not yet been brave enough to offer her some of the brownies currently sitting on my kitchen counter. her fav line: “i lived through the 70s, but was a…

c’est magnifique

My wife and I have one very clear rule in our house. They are in charge and not to be trifled with.

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.