Kids these days. Too busy doing their Fortnight dances on TikTok to read Pablo Neruda like we did when we were 8.

I think the real problem here is typecasting. Casting directors just couldn't see him as anything other than Harry Gordini from Codename:Wolverine.

Myles -- I haven’t even read this review yet. But PLEASE let me tell you -- THANK YOU so much for writing these reviews up. The more Survivor content out there the better. Losing the AVClub’s reviews for recent seasons hurt me and I’m so pumped to see it back, especially for the most epic season of all time. 

The other exec who was coming onto Temple’s mother? You guessed it. Frank Stallone

Speaking as someone who once stayed in karaoke for 12 hours, and have gotten drunk and thrown up at karaoke too many times to count, I never had a bad time at Karaoke.

I’m a karaoke junkie, and I quickly learned which songs I can reliably do to get a positive response no matter how well or poorly I’m performing that night. Dr. Dre and Eminem’s “Forgot About Dre”, Tenacious D’s “Tribute”, and System of a Down’s “Sugar”.

How could there be global warming when it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night.

I get it. The last time I had to watch footage of myself in public I tried to walk away too, but the bailiff stopped me.

“Considering how many sickos out there eagerly cheer corporations[...]”

That’s what I was looking for.

lol you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, but okay

“the screaming skull” is one of my fave “mst3k” episodes.  it’s just wonderful!

And that boy grew up to be, yep, you guessed it....Frank Stallone.

“the start of an ongoing, all-pervading failure to react... proportionally to what turns up on our personal screens.”

I have heard of it and can confirm that it is.

The real balloon boys were the friends we made along the way.

I miss Sean O’Neal

Uh, that wasn’t Seth Simons that Che went after. That was another guy with a similar sounding first name. Close, though.

“Fuck off, Great Baby!”