Given this correction I retract my previous comment since technically Brian Cox didn’t play the original jack shit!

Noted

Not to mention him being the original Hannibal Lecter in Manhunter

It’s origin is debated, with some experts believing the gas crater was lit following an accident that occurred in 1971 during a Soviet drilling project and others saying it “formed in the 1960s and [was] lit two decades later.”

Having endured an episode of this show, I believe the butt of the joke is the viewer.

In fact, the release of Tiger King 2 was so uneventful that Baskin... even dropped all of our legal objections to it.

The Passage, along with Station Eleven were two of my favorite books of the past 10 years. (Seems I have a thing for post apocalyptic fiction)

If it has beans it’s just a goddamn stew!

And then it was made public by him for profit, and by members of — we’ll call it the press.

Buddy of mine still periodically gets checks ranging from a few hundred to over $10k for a screenplay he wrote for a movie that came out in 2004 because it’s randomly running in Europe or southeast Asia or airing on HBO for a couple months.

Residuals are a thing for even non-famous actors, provided you are a union member working on a union project. The residuals on a 40k pay check may not be huge but he’s probably still getting checks from time to time.

The thing I really like about Patrick Wilson is that, reportedly, his career goal was to “be in a million movies and have no one know who I am.” Mission accomplished, my good man.

He’s still trying to figure out why people laugh when he tells them his name is “Skeet.”

The How Did This Get Made podcast did a great dissection that acknowledged the total batshittery of the film while still showing it some affection and appreciation for Wan’s skill as a visually interesting film maker. My favorite part of the podcast was Paul Scheer getting called out for referring to the monster as “Ma…

I enjoyed it a lot more once I embraced the ridiculousness and adopted an MST3K attitude toward the whole thing.

Yeeeee-huh?

He looks remarkably like Jeremy Renner and David Spade had a sweaty baby.

The speech of ethnic Jews from Idaho mostly sounds like “Get me the fuck out of Idaho.”

Related: Nine reasons Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind is taking up guitar. Number two will not shock you!