I’m saying there’s a cabinet post for you in the Gleep Glop Administration.

“Because dogging on the Prequels is my raison d’etat.”

I recall that I saw Spectre but can honestly remember almost nothing about it. I’m hoping Bond 25 will be a better send off for Craig, who has been spectacular in the role and deserves a better last hurrah.

I’m going to wait for the primaries and debates followed by the inevitable Dem circular firing squad before I call 2020 a lost cause.

“I’m not sure this helps” is Trump’s 2020 campaign slogan.

Maisie can make it to the next one.

More likely the other way around.

From Justin to Kelly “...time of my life [!]”

The scene on Vormir was originally much longer and involved Black Widow and Night Hawk being attacked by Thanos’ goons but it ultimately didn’t work cinematically and was reshot. The scene that made it into the movie was much more effective.

As a white guy, I wish I had an answer for you. I just don’t even fucking know anymore.

Legally, no. Ethically, also no.

I think “special level of asshole” is on most PD’s list of minimum requirements for employment.

Dear Oklahoma City Thunder,

Was really hoping this was a different Scott Walker

Obligatory “Remember how things sucked less before Kinja” comment.

That’s why getting him to cover their songs would be cool.

It seems he’s following the model of achieving success and believing he did it without any outside help. How refreshingly Randian.

Not the article I was expecting based on the headline.

You sound like you’re Hey, 19.