No you can’t!

I agree. There is ample ground to attack her on her character for the constant lying, sneering condescension and moral hypocrisy without stooping to childish insults like “White House spokes-manatee” and “of an appearance that suggests Grimace had a change of heart mid-transition.”

“Do you find Chief Orman attractive?”

Holy shit! Vinnie Jones sexually assaulted Steve Zahn?!

I was saying “Cruuuuuu-urns.”

Nothing tops the inspiring “Why Me? The Bob Lamonta Story”

Will he also relent and admit that the finale was dreadful?

The back of Humungus’ head if a great take. Personally, I saw the Darth Vader meditation chamber scene from Empire Strikes Back.

A 6' actor playing a 5'2" person? I’ve had it up to HERE with Hollywood’s tallwashing!

Goddamn delete tag fail. Goddammit I fucking hate Kinja.

Cryptocurrency: the <del>last</del> first refuge of a scoundrel.

I’m in no saying that amiability is a defense for the way he treats his employees. When I was there the entire culture was toxic. This was back in the day when during the holidays you were shipped, unwillingly, to remote warehouses to pack boxes for 12 hour shifts 6 days a week as a “team building exercise” and if you…

I was a low level wage slave for Amazon 20-ish years ago. Worked on the same floor as Bezos, encountered him occasionally. Amiable enough guy, didn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom.

I’m so jealous that your dogs likes to vacuum. I can barely get mine to empty the goddamn dishwasher.

Getting high can have the side effect of improving wellness.

+1 for username/comment synergy

This is precisely why I don’t exercise.

This should be reposted at the top of every thread, every day.

It has the showrunner from Constantine which was showing great potential before NBC canned it, so I’m excited.

I appreciate the condescension but I do understand that Charles’ experience at Gordonstoun was horrible, even without the tag at the end where he describes his experience as hell. Caroline wrote “the final title card about Charles sending his own sons to Eton really, really broke my heart” making it seem as though an…