Well, in fairness to you (more than my brother), his Facebook header is “X (His Name) IS FRICKIN’ HUGE” written on the back of our mother’s mud splattered Subaru that he obviously took off-roading.

I tried with Black Swan, got bored, saw the depressive ending coming almost a mile off and was like, eh. I’m tired of the dutiful woman sacrificed to the male artist too. It had a great aesthetic, the story had the potential to be interesting, and Portman did a fabulous job, but eh to that ending.

And the boulder keeps rolling downhill. Sisyphus’ work is never done.

These Republicans pretty much suffer from a terminal case of “Not Me-ism.” Otherwise known as, “okay for me, but not for you.” When belief in themselves as “good people” overrides everything else, and if they are good then why would they be punished? It’s that weird Christian logic where they honestly believe only bad…

The misunderstood First Amendment argument is usually just “You said something I didn’t like” or “I said something and now I’m receiving backlash, don’t judge, free speech!”

He is a terrible liar.

My brother’s fiancee posted a shot of him stripped on Facebook (fortunately backwards view), bare ass and all. So, I saved it for posterity.

Sex addiction is real. Humans can get addicted to any activity that releases endorphins in the brain. People get addicted to physical exercise too. It’s completely possible to get ourselves high on our own brain chemistry, then subsequently become addicted to it. Sex addiction (like all other addictions) is completely…

Yup, the Democrats have convinced him he looks like a Saturday Morning Cartoon villain over the DACA. Now, he’s shitting bricks, scrambling to say he isn’t a bad guy, pissing off his base, and it’s beautiful.

GOVERNMENT PROPERTY BELONGS TO THE US TAXPAYERS AND NOT TO YOU, MUNCHKIN! WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

Yeah and then they never elaborate on what these terrible policies of hers are then just talk about them in vague generalities and their badness. Like it’s a talking point to make themselves feel better.

A round of applause for Mary Dodge and Callie Rennison. Now, at least, one rapist won’t walk away (totally) free.

Sexism in the media never became more clear than the 2016 elections, it was in your face the whole time. Dear lord.

I know, right? It’s weird. I guess there was no social media intern, he’s just not that imaginative, and there wasn’t a regular intern on hand. Or something. Maybe his staff is held together by a few rubber bands and dark secrets.

Are you kidding? The GOP is still certain it’s only the weak willed (read: Black people and hippies) who are dying from these overdoses.

The problem with Nazi jokes is that they’re not jokes in and of themselves, so one can dress up in an SS uniform and just be dressed in an SS uniform. It is not by itself funny because Nazis are not a punchline by themselves. They have to work for the joke, and not enough comedians bother to try. They get to…

They don’t have the votes to gut the filibuster. They wanted to, they tried to, but too many Republican senators said no.

That is beautiful!

You’re right. It’s political tribalism, politics as a sporting event. All or nothing, any compromise is to be spurned and abhorred, and nothing is ever enough. Party before country, principle before humanity and common sense.

I know! That picture of Trump with Schumer and Pelosi is fantastic, Schumer is holding Trump by the short hairs and Trump doesn’t even know it. The best part about it for is that it’s Schumer. He’s everything Trump hates but still wants respect from.