Wow! I must hear your take on XCOM 2, considering that it won multiple GOTYs!

.... you thought XCOM 2 was disappointing?

This sounds great and all but could we also talk about how handsome the new writer is?

Time and time again, De Sardet’s optimal path is one where all parties are placated. The emphasis on pleasing every faction lasts throughout, and far from being a Tyranny-esque commentary on the difficulty of facilitating change, this choice mostly feels like a lack of imagination.

Have we reached a bizarre point in entertainment where even criticizing imperialism risks offending some of the audience or is this just due to lazy writing?

I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL…

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

The void was actually created by allowing the Jets, Jags, Browns and Dolphins to play at same time. Their combined ineptitude created a black hole that literally sucked the life out of its fans.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

i thought if you played for the nets you only choked in may and june.  

Most of them don’t even die that hard.  Heart disease is batting like .800 against them.  

Still sounds leaps and bounds better than Rhonda Rousey’s pitiful attempt at Sonya.  Seriously why didn’t Netherrealm pull the plug on that idea while in the recording studio?  It clearly just wasn’t working.

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

lolololol yeah sure that's what it is, I don't know what I was thinking

He declined to go to the strip club with her - the pantsing happened in public at a roller rink during someone’s birthday party. Reading comprehension, bruh.

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

The only good thing Alec Baldwin has done in 20 years is playing Jack Donaghy, and he decided not to continue doing it, which now makes him even worse. 

like you cannot revive cold coffee in a microwave.