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KeepcalmPorzingis
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Historically speaking, the concept of the theater audience being silent non-participants in the play is relatively new. Who among us has not read the rousing accounts of barely literate Englishmen singing along to "" I Shalt Always Love Thou" during performances at the Globe Theater? 

You know... ... ...I’m fine with AI taking away streamer jobs.

Why is this the first we’re hearing of this from Kotaku? This is from 2018, and y’all wrote several articles on this studio and its games, many of them positive. Then Roland’s accusation came out, and suddenly he’s been shitty for years? (EDIT: yes, he’s been shitty for years; apparently, it’s been an open secret so

It’s adorable* that a big sale for Nintendo is slashing the price of a $60 game released in 2019 (Link’s Awakening) by a whopping $18.

I skimmed through this and didn’t see a mention of Hasan hosting/boosting transphobe Christian Walker, getting clowned on by Walker, and then verbally assaulting a trans person in his audience when they had the audacity to say something to the effect of “Maybe you should know what you’re talking about before having a

Here comes Luke to mansplain to their shitty female editor

This feels right on par for Geoff. No one outshines him or his Award Show. Only except for Hideo Kojima. With whom he fantasizes being best friends with.

That kid was one of the highlights of the (admittedly much-improved) show! He just did a shit-ton of free marketing for Geoff, and it’s kinda ridiculous they called the police on him. If his word salad was somehow antisemitic then I feel less bad about the arrest, but it still feels like overkill?

Maybe this article is part of the spin?

The implication that Blake is retiring from the NFL because of the money he’s making selling Pokémon cards seems a little baseless. He has over $25M in career earnings from playing in the NFL.

If it only negatively impacts the “value” of speculative collectors’ collections I don’t think I see the problem.

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Then don't write an article.  Simple as that.

Another famous Kotaku review of other people’s reviews. Pretty hilarious that G/O’s own movies and TV site reviewed the game before Kotaku did, and you’re reporting on your own non-gaming-focused sister site’s review. They somehow got to the game before you guys did? What is this site anymore?

So what you’re saying is if a little LEGO dude offers you a chocolate ice cream cone, you shouldn’t eat it?

Why Pikachu if no Pokémon?

I have like 12 games currently downloaded on my PS5 (including some monsters like GT7, AC:Valhalla and cyberpunk). What the hell games are you buying that you can only fit 4?

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his message is already reaching his intended audience, and anyone who CAN be converted to his beliefs has a different pipeline for that information to get to them.

Aww man, how cool! Putting this man’s hateful words into a video game background and giving him exponentially more exposure!