Does this mean I have to stop saying this?

I’ve posted this here multiple times, but it’s worth repeating;

Yes, I love Urban Decay, too! I like some of the Tarte eyeshadows, but if I could have all of the Urban Decay palettes, I would.

Little Miss Angela
Sat in her Hyundai Sonata
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And revealed her nine-year-old as the actual adult in the room

“as i’ve gotten older” from an 18 year old. sweet jesus. sad. that said, i find this famous-for-being-famous kylie, more annoying than her famous-for-fucking sister.

I want to be buried with my Naked 2 Palette from Urban Decay. It was expensive, I got it as my Christmas gift from my family last year, but I love every color and they blend so well.

This is the same little girl who explained to her dad that he couldn’t call her “princess” because she didn’t have enough bracelets. Adorable.

This little girl is amazing. I need her in my life to explain everything and keep me on track. Those hand gestures and the ygritte realness are a lethal combination.

Reddit ruins everything.

Did you see the reddit thread where this was posted? About 1,001 comments about how OBVIOUSLY the girl’s mom is terrible and condescending, and this girl learned her “terrible attitude” from her, and this little girl is going to grow up to be a terrible, terrible woman. IT WAS AWFUL.

Wait, I didn’t know you could even sign up for the PlayBox yet!! I’m jealous.

Here’s a plug for Sephora’s color match service. I think it’s called Skin ID. You can only get it in store, but basically they hold up a machine to your face and match you to a pantone color, which is then matched to a number of different foundation brands/shades. Prior to having this done, I would always end up with…

Product plug: If you aren’t using eyelash primer, get on it. This stuff keeps your mascara great all day, no smudges or flaking or raccoon eyes. My favorite is Estee Lauder’s.

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

We gays only see movement. When straights stand still they become invisible. Also we don't have object permanence.

Cool story, bro

“Dear Ask A Clean Person:

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

I drunkenly bought a Pavel Datsyuk “I got the moves like Datsyuk” shirt, which, while I am a DRW/13 fan and agree with the sentiment is... a little embarrassing to wear.

Ok go back to your cars and houses.