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keepcalmcarryon
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You really want regardless of age in there?

WELL GET IN TOUCH WITH JAMES RANDI AND COLLECT YOUR MILLION DOLLARS IF WHAT YOU’RE CLAIMING IS TRUE.

I’m a medium and I believe around the 3:10 mark that there is a spirit standing in the doorway of the elevator after the door closes.

This might seem like a goofy story, but at roots it’s a pretty basic civil rights violation.

New show on TLC! “Say Yes to the Duress!”

Traditional marriage is between one defendant and one innocent bystander.

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”

I’m so sick of this cliche nanny trope. Can’t we come up with a slightly more original lie, like Gavin and Ben were cheating on their wives with EACH OTHER. Oh, and Blake Shelton was in on it too.

they’re pretty much interchangeable, somewhere Ansel is reading Twitter and laughing maniacally

Who's worse: Miles Teller or Ansel Smarfgorpt?

One of my high school acquaintances said she slept with him while he was on tour, and I believe her too. She was also creepily young.

he fucked around on her constantly

Yeah, even I know a woman who was invited to his hotel room after an interview. (she declined). And I’m on a whole different continent.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

MTE. Plus anytime Gwen mentioned her marriage it always seemed pretty depressing, I mean who really knows but it never sounded like they had an especially good marriage imo.

yeah I kinda felt like she was too good for him. But he is pretty. #I’mshallow

That’s how I felt about the Affleck/Garner split. I personally know one woman who boned him and tangentially know two others.

i think gwen must be hiding a decaying portrait of herself in her attic. she’s supposed to be 45!

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I

The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...