Her set was one of the most painful things I’ve ever watched. I literally had my hands covering my face, audibly gasping “no, no, no.” I thought she might get up there and actually do a funnyself-deprecation thing, but not- my god- was she really tying to shill that book? I mean I know she was and yet I still can’t…

Hahaha no, I mostly wanted to keep my mom in my life because they are still married and while she isn’t psychotic he controls her. Funny you’ve replied to this months old comment now because I actually cut him off for good a few weeks ago. It feels good!

On one hand I’m like, jeeze lady you’re really going to sue? And on the other I’m like, if anyone put my 5 year old on the wrong plane I’d murder everyone involved.

I have met SO MANY Xaden and Zadens! What?!?!

Any other ladies born in the 80's-90's named Lauren Elizabeth? Apparently my mom had ALWAYS wanted to name a daughter Lauren. I think she was just being trendy. (Elizabeth is a family name to her credit.)

I named my daughter Reagan and I’ve always thought it really suited her. And then I met a little girl named Raven and I was like, SHIT THAT IS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. And now it’s too late.

I like this one better because the Toast one is hyperbolic to the point of making Feminism the joke. In this one it’s the opposite.

Yas I just realized I did too! I’ve been waiting to get ungreyed on the Jez subblogs for forever!

Oh my god I love you. This is the best response I’ve ever gotten on the internet anywhere ever.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE FORMER BABIES! I AM SO OLD! HOW DID I GET THIS OLD?!?!?!

I saw the movie in theaters when I was in middle school. That day I had also gotten my hair dyed- blonde on top and red underneath. I took a shower when I got home from the movie, and as I was washing my hair I looked down and saw red water (like there was in the movie.) I SCREAMED and jumped out of the shower so…

Finally cutting my narcissist father out of my life after 28 years of emotional abuse. The good part is I feel freer that I ever have before. The bad part is I lost my job because I worked for him. I had a bipolar mania a few months ago and got my family (i.e. husband) into a lot of debt so this was a really bad time…

Avacados are disgusting. I’m glad I’m doing my part to save the planet.

Although the belief that females should be modest completely offends me to my core, this is quite obviously fucked up. A government banning CLOTHES?! What kind of fucked up dystopia is this?

All of the Chili’s around us recently remodeled and there is lots of reclaimed wood and mason jar type features. It actually looks pretty nice. Man, I love Chili’s.

I have thought for years and years that surgery or not Kim Kardashian is stunning. No way could she have children that aren’t gorgeous. North has just gone from a cute little baby to a beautiful little girl. It’s cray how quickly kids grow up. My own tiny spawn starts Kindergarten this week!

Wait a minute, THAT’S what North West looks like now and not the leader image?! Since when did she get so big (and beautiful)?! I am so old!!!

I agree, but have you been in a new Tesla? They’re like space ships. I’d like to ride in a Tesla too before I die!

Well it is just a shame you don’t want children because you would be the perfect mother, wouldn’t you?!

I’ve thought about it, trust me!