You know, I actually liked Pretty Girls as one of those “blast in your car” songs. I can’t stand Iggy but I love Britney so it was super conflicting for me.

It worked well for me, haha!

When I came home for Christmas break after my first semester at college I ended up hanging out with a guy who I had met right before I left for school. We were flirty and our personalities meshed really well, but we were both awkward as fuck. I really wanted to hook up with him (assuming the feeling was mutual) but I…

They may think Jessa is likeable because she’s pretty but she is actually THE WORST. She and her unemployed teenage husband sit on Instagrama and write horribly ignorant and hateful posts. I absolutely despise them. Their videos are even worse. They are by far more loudly and obnoxiously evangelical than anyone else…

She has drunk the Kool aid more than any of her siblings. I had hope for Jinger but that’s gone now. I don’t think any of them will escape.

The breeder’s picture of my big boy as a baby!

I got my daughter one of these blants for Christmas (http://www.whimsytails.com/) and I’m so excited! I want one for myself!

Every time I type my name into my cell phone (if I’m signing an e-mail or something) my phone ALWAYS predicts Conrad after I write Lauren!

Saaame. I was never just Lauren, I was ALWAYS Lauren L.

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:( My name is Lauren and I am called Laura all the time!

A few months ago I had a super vivid dream that my husband told me he was cheating on me and wanted a divorce. I was absolutely devastated and then he told me he had been sleeping with me and was gay and I was less sad and like oh, ok, that’s weird you didn’t seem gay before.

My dad is a lawyer so I got to hear all of the awful trampoline stories too! Of course it only made me want one more and now I let my daughter have one, haha.

I LOVE Victorias Secret pants. They arent cheap but they’re cheaper than Lululemon. I have pairs that get worn and washed once a week in the fall/ winter/ spring and they’re 3 years old and still going strong.

That is amazing! My husband got our daughter a blow up Christmas dinosaur last year. She named it Carrot, haha.

Hey it all sounds good to me. I was just wondering what the weird link did, and had a major reading comprehension fail.

Hey it all sounds good to me. I was just wondering what the weird link did, and had a major reading comprehension…

Hahaha oh lord it’d be helpfully if I, you know, actually read! Thanks for the heads up.

Hahaha oh lord it’d be helpfully if I, you know, actually read! Thanks for the heads up.