Oh my gosh Thirteen Days! I majored in Political Science in college and we watched that movie in my American Military Policy & Foreign Politics class. I was so stoked to be able to watch a movie I actually enjoyed it a little bit. My poor professor was literally days away from giving birth so we got to watch a couple…

Space Mountain sucks! It wasn’t even fun!

YES SAME.

The worst part is that my daughter was born with a scream cry. I mean, she doesn’t even really cry she just SCREAMS. Like horror movie style loud and Hugh pitched. She was just about 18 months old and had just started being mobile (and has been HIGH energy since she was in utero) so all she wanted to do was run around…

Oh, oh god I almost forgot an ever better story- likely because I was repressing the memory. This will get buried but I have to tell it anyway.

Hahaha! More like tears of pain because your body getting used to the medication again and then all that uh, backup, leads to a really unpleasent day. I texted my husband “HELP BRO” and he had to come take our daughter to school, haha!

I was devastated and then so pissed. Like, that did NOT have to happen what the fuck.

Oh man my parents took us to Vegas one year and they insisted we all go on the Stratosphere ride. I was like no fucking way, I will get sick and murder you all, and my parents literally told me I ruin every vacation, etc. etc. and went on it without me (THANK GOD.) Guess who got super motion sick and was MISERABLE the…

Same! I’m a huge hockey fan and go to a lot of games and it’s like magic- every time they sing the anthem I just get so weepy! It’s not even a patriotic feeling really, it’s just like a reflex, haha!

I once broke down HARD on a plane after it landed. It was my first time flying with my daughter and she had SCREAMED the entire flight despite me doing everything I possibly could to calm her. Everyone on the plan had been a complete jackass about it and I had just started my period, had missed my flight earlier, and…

Why can’t we make duck the bird to eat on Thanksgiving? Duck is criminally underrated!

Post wedding let down blues are real! Same thing happened to me after I got married aND after I graduated college!

Oh my god that gum commercial where the dad makes the gum paper swans for his daughter and she saves them fucking got me a few weeks ago. Father daughter commercials do me in because my daughter and husband have such a sweet relationship.

YES. This is the best story! When I was 13 or so my parents took us to Disney world while we were out in Florida for my uncles wedding. Everyone wanted to ride Space Mountain except me and my parents told me I HAD to go and literally yelled and me and pulled me by the arm. They had fast passes and so they got to go…

Oh god I just had a flashback to when I got a perm in 6th grade. I only had poodle curls for a few days because my naturally straight hair hates being curled but I thought it’d never relax and I cried for hours.

I cried the other night because I just switched insurance plans and it cost me $340 to get the medication I need to- no fucking joke- poop. Emotions and 10+ days without a normal bowel movement make for some ugly tears.

I cry during the national anthem! I don’t know why but it just makes me weepy!

“you’re the fucking patriarchy”

When Hedwig was killed off I cried for at least 2 hours. I couldn’t start reading again for another day.

I probably would have just laid down on the floor and cried. Props for you for calling your mom (I frequently get the “I just need my mom!” urge) and then being able to find help!