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Exactly. I think people are getting way too worked up about this OMG WOMEN TEARING EACH OTHER DOWN business. I have no doubt that Taylor and Katy give two shits about each other, just like Taylor doesn’t have to be hopelessly hung up on an ex boyfriend to write a good song. This was a fun video and I’m not going to

That’s so cool you worked on a Warped Tour! I went to Warped every summer in high school. The horrific sun burns were always worth it. These days I barely recognize any of the bands who play Warped and that is how I know I’m old. All my favs seemed to have moved on to Riot Fest.

Oh my god I just watched this video like 5 times in a row and I just want it to play on a loop in my head forever. The outfits, the shoes, THE FUCKING EYELINER KILL ME NOW AND SEND ME TO HEAVEN! I don’t care about any Swift Perry beef, this needs to be a full length movie like yesterday.

Since my Avalanche have been a horror story for what feels like forever now (2013-2014 notwithstanding) I’ve been a postseason Blackhawks fan. I was DELIGHTED they mopped the floor with Minny and I’m hoping they can do it again with Anaheim but I know this round will be better matched. Go Hawks!

I live in Denver and it’s absolutely out of control right now. I have a lot of native friends that are opting to move out of state because they can’t afford to rent anymore and the housing market is insane.

I’ll be honest, I am pro death penalty when it comes to pedophiles who have- with definite and uncontested proof- committed heinous crimes against children, but I don’t think we should be making this boy into a martyr. It sends a poor political message and there’s no doubt this young man would suffer much more

I literally nooooo’ed out loud reading the mom sending her daughter the threesome text. I would DIE.

We learned the weight sensor thing the hard way last time we went to Vegas! I stuck our own water bottles in the fridge and it tripped something causing massive charges. We were able to get our money back but it was a pain.

If I were to go back in time I’d have asked her pediatrician for sleeping medicine with zero qualms. But my daughter has also always been a very loud and very difficult child. Loves car trips though! Powered 16 hours from Colorado to Montana twice while I drugged myself up on the way there and decided to fly back haha.

She’s so cute! I flew once with my daughter when she was almost 18 months old and it was one of the most hellish experiences of my life. First off my mom and I missed our flight so we got put on the next one and had to be separated, and the guy who sat next to me muttered “oh great a baby.” Well he got the full

I’m almost exactly a year younger than her so I was definitely the Lizzie McGuire demographic and so I’ve always had a soft spot for Hillary.

I went in prepared to hate it but you know what, I don’t.

Well that was an interesting Tinder commercial.

As the mother of a four year old little girl, I too hate the princess thing. Aspire to be a queen goddammit. I correct my daughter every time she says “Princess Elsa.” I wasn’t a big fan of Frozen but Elsa was a queen for shits sakes and that makes a big difference.

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All of the sadness and pain in the world is John Mayer’s fault.

Cervix kicks/ punches are NO JOKE. Holy stabbing vagina pain. My vagina winces just thinking about that.

It was hugely distracting, hahaha. Probably one of the reasons it took me 6 hours. My muscles kept instinctively tightening- trying not to poop- when they needed to be pushing a baby out!

It took me 6 hours to push and the entire time I was scared I was going to poop everywhere. I was so sure of it. I kept telling everyone how sorry I was that I was going to poop and yet somehow I didn't.

I know it still comes out your vag but the feeling of pushing (especially if your epidural wears off) feels absolutely identical to taking a poop.