As sad as it is, I agree that you should have no contact with him. Leave this a clean break. He’s an adult, and even without nearby friends or money he’ll find a way back to his family somehow. It’s not on you to help him clean up his terrible mess. I hope you are doing ok.

I can’t even walk Hank by myself, haha. Granted a few surgeries last year left me completely devoid of any muscle mass but that dog is STRONG. He’s not particularly naughty on a leash but if he needs to smell a flower on the other side of the path you better believe your arm might be torn out of its socket! We’re…

I love the name Theo and your Theo is sooo cute! I love that pose he’s got going on!

Oh my gosh that’s so funny! I figured my Berner would end up in the 80lb range but no he’s 120 and all skin and bones when he gets wet! I’ll have to buy Bill some new toys and goodies sine his brothers toys are going to be way too big for him, haha.

He is the reason I finally understand the term “gentle giant.” He likes to rough house with my husband but the second my daughter gets near he goes 100% into gentle mode. He is SO GOOD TO HER. It’s amazing. His father was born at one of the premier kennels in Belgium and is just beautiful. He’s won a bunch of local…

Damn I bet your hairstylist’s sister is rolling in the dough! Scentsy is crazy overpriced but damn the scents they have just don’t compare to what I’ve tried from stores. And yeah I’ve heard that about Utah!

That is insane. I found their ingredients listed online and they just jam pack that shit with stimulants, it’s no wonder it makes people feel so good- for awhile.

I know! Especially because I know he’s going to grow and change so much and get even cuter! I just want to squee over his cute puppy-ness forever! I’m glad he’ll stay small like a puppy (forever really) because when I brought home my last dog at 10 weeks old he was already 20lbs!

“big goofy asshole” Most accurate description of him EVER! Here is the most loving dog (although probably the dumbest) dog I’ve ever had! Here is some spam:

I might die! I might! Hank is a bear! Just kidding he’s a Bernese Mountain Dog but close enough, haha.

I think Lucien is a perfect Corgi name!

Aw I’m sorry about your dog! Giving up my first dog was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do- it was just devastating. I love the dog we have right now but it’ll never be the same!

My last Poms name was Steve, haha. I think Bill and Hank will be perfect together!

Although I have bought Scentsy before (it smells so good!) all the MLM I see on my Facebook and Instagram drives me insane. I actually have it written in my Instagram profile “NO WRAPS!” What’s really bugging me right now is the bullshit company Thrive that sells supplements with massive amounts of stimulants and…

I will send this message along to my friend who has seasonal outfits for her cats!

I’ve actually found a lot of fun and unique stuff at Homegoods stores. Thrift stores are also great places to hit up, especially if you’re handy with a can of spray paint!

It’s little things like this that make me so happy! The other day my toddler said “mailperson” instead of “mailman” (she said she wanted to be a mailperson when she grew up) and I just liked that a lot.

I have twice! You might have seen my comment on the post about when I got my little swallow in Montana. I also got a tattoo on my senior trip to Europe when I was 17. A group of us, unsupervised of course, walked into a tattoo parlor in Madrid and pointed to the small flash pieces that we wanted. Since there was a…

GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS I AM GETTING A PUPPY! MEET BILL:

Hahaha yes I love drunk moms! I should have posted this story instead: