Yeah Rihanna already killed this look and burried it dead.

At first glance I thought that was a waterfall of delicious liquid cheese and now nothing is ok anymore.

*high five*

You should have called 911 for her. I mean on one hand copious waste of tax dollars but on the other hand maybe she’d have learned her lesson.

Yes yes keep moving to California. Colorado is a terrible place to live. YOU DO NOT WANT TO LIVE HERE! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MOVE FROM CALIFORNIA TO COLORADO. STOP MOVING TO COLORADO!!!

There is NO doubting that girls paternal genetics. Very cute kid.

This was a really, really interesting read for me and I’m glad you got to share it with us. For some reason BDSM makes my lady bits want to sew themselves together and take the rest of my body to a nunnery. I read the first Anne Rice Beauty book out of curiosity and was so disturbed (in a bad way) that I had…

I’ve seen skilled MUAs use different colored lipsticks to create beautiful ombre looks on their lips, but I just can’t tell any difference with this lip “contouring.” I know you can make a difference on the outside of your lips with liners and highlighters, but doing so directly on your lips? I just don’t see the…

Gwen Stefani bathes in the blood of virgins.

I’m disappointed in Chipolte caving to bullshit pseudoscience and fear mongering. I’ll be eating eat Qdoba from now on.

My husband ended up getting the real story out of her and she had been picking up and petting and playing with the fish before she killed them and then flushed them to hide the evidence. She’s actually a super emphatic little girl who cries when we make her put worms and slugs away so this makes a lot more sense.…

As a modern American I totally agree with you. However my husband ended up getting the real story from my daughter and she had been picking up and playing with the fish and accidentally killed them and then flushed them to hide the evidence. StI’ll very naughty but much less concerning haha. She’s still not getting…

Yeah she ended up telling my husband the real story which was that she was playing with and petting the fish when she killed them so she flushed them to hide the evidence (which backfired big time lol.)

I’ve posted this a few times now (since Kings won’t let me edit) but I don’t expect everyone to read all the threads but when my husband came home my daughter told him the real story. She had wanted to take the fish out to pet/ play with them and accidentally killed them that way, so she flushed them before I’d see to…

I wish Kinja would let me edit but it turns out when my husband came home my daughter decided to tell him the REAL story. She had decided she wanted to pet/ play with her fish and ended up killing them that way. Then she flused them before I could see and be mad (which obviously backfired lol.) She’s actually a super…

I wish Kinja would allow edits after like 10 minutes but when my husband came home the truth came out and it turns out she was taking the fish out to pet and play with them and then they died and she flushed them to hide the evidence! She’s been catch and release fishing with my husband lately and LOVES holding the…

She ended up telling my husband later that she killed them while holding and petting/ playing with them and then flushed them to hide the evidence, uggh. So maybe less crazy haha. But no she is never getting fish again!

Oh my gosh that is so awesome you made him eat the ants! My daughter has recently gotten really into fishing with my husband, but just catch and release. It turns out that she ended up telling my husband the WHOLE story of what happened and she had been petting/ playing with the fish before she killed/ flushed them. I…

Thank you!

Yup I just learned that is exactly what she was doing. She was holding them and petting them and then she wanted to take care of the evidence. (She’s always been like that- when she was really little and would color on the walls there’d always be a pile of stained wet wipes at the scene where she tried to cover her…