Does Christine de Pizan count? The Book of the City of Ladies, 1405.

I think they mean putting on Doc Martens...but I am lost as the point of this thing anyway...are we supposed to vote for what we like or hate? So confused. I NO UNDERSTAND SPORTS OR SPORTS BRACKETS!

Julie Andrews AND FUCKING CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER OKAYYY. Seriously, watching the SOM as a young child probably really screwed me up: distant, arrogant men are super attractive! (see also: Pride & Prejudice).

I know the feeling. It pisses me off even more because its modern usage is a corruption of the old meaning, which was closer to "America is unlike anyplace else on earth." Which is true, for better or for worse. But now the phrase basically means that America is the greatest nation ever to exist in history. Which is…

oh yeah, also multi-layered, considering he said this

Shaaaaaaaaaaaade

Don't be silly, there's no way millenials have nice jobs in city government.

That makes me want to grumble about Baby Boomers, who are probably the people actually responsible.

it's shade because she doesn't know her and yet knew the thirst was real and thus to avoid

This is garbage.

Oh, you missed the important tales of his miracles. As any good Catholic (or many mediocre ones) can tell you, you need two miracles performed before you can be canonized.

"And here is our garden."

It's so weird seeing these actors out of costume, even in other shows. The actress who played Sybil pops up in other things periodically and all I can think is "umm, you're in the wrong era." I also spent the past 4 seasons getting over being tempted to say "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister" or "Oh look, it's Shaun's…

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

Amy stood up for herself and the spot was canceled... Wonder why the ladies got paid less...

You know, I love all of these ideas, but where are the suggestions for not becoming so enraged that you get all red and sweaty and have a hard time putting together any sentence at all, let alone a coherent one? Because that's the one I need. Dinner ruiner, party of me.

Dear Serial fans,

It's actually about ethics in Jezebel's comment section

Barnard grad Martha Stewart is absolutely laughing that ass off.