Oh god it was like that! Except It was something like made an answer plural and he was like “NO! The card doesn’t have an S!” It had been building to that point and was very tense already and I just up and LUNGED at him. Not my finest moment...

Lol, my boyfriend and I just automatically started casually discussing which kind of repression we thought the male halves of the two “praise leader” couples were dealing with. Remember the other guy who brought his super-pregnant wife? We decided that they are just both gay, not doing anything particularly weird or…

LOL, that’s what my 11 year-old daughter said!

Totally closeted, bless his heart.

Honestly. Celine tho?

The guilty people should have to defend themselves. Then it's so much easier to decide on the verdict - does he/she have a lawyer? Innocent! No lawyer? GUILTY. So simple.

I heard ... some players wear contacts to see the ball better.

You're smarter than this. I don't know you, but you gotta be smarter than this.

Take that, guy who was only one of the 3 or 4 best catchers ever!

HOT TAEK ALERT

Anyone notice a distinct difference in Jezebel tone when it comes to Cosby and Clinton? This reads as extremely dismissive. I guess when it comes to Clinton worship, nothing can penetrate.

I don’t think they *made* her an Asian woman. She is one of Conan’s staffers who happened to just be getting her license. She just happened to be Asian.

Because someone who violates another will not self-report. The language is specific because it encourages those who may be harmed to report as opposed to encouraging others to simply not do something.

When I was in Little League our team won the first game of the 8 team tournament that was the beginning of the LLWS (like if we won that tourney we went to regionals for our state, and then if we won regionals we’d go to the state tourney, and if we won that we’d represent our state at the LLWS).

The single oath I ever took was to treat every pizza as a personal pizza. I’ve never backed down on that oath.

Probably not the parents of this daughter, tho:

100% of homes with squirrels are firmly in the Deez Nuts camp.

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.

I totally gave the tweet the “Chloe Face”

So good. LOLOL

Cognitive dissonance. It’s how religious people handle a lot of things.