“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

The whole Divine Intervention thing seems a bit complicated for the believers. But believers gotta believe. “Thank you Jesus for the three green lights on the way to work today!”

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

I like calling them Vanilla Isis.

The local Audubon Society is very displeased with the occupation of the refuge. I wonder if they could amass an army of 1,000 falconers. Imagine them all raising their arms and a thousand birds of prey take flight, darkening the sky. They’re led by 12 great golden eagles. As the birds approach, shrieking, the…

At least the dog lived, I guess? That poor thing.

If a white person goes on vacation and doesn’t get cornrows did they really go on vacation?

I prefer Vanilla ISIS.

I’m with you here. Violent conflict isn’t the answer, but starving them out would be effective and hilarious.

It’s the militia version of “Obama, get your government offa my Medicare!”

I agree and disagree. Letting them wait it out to figure out who’s cleaning a clogged shitter in the middle of nowhere might drive them all out. But killing them is absolutely the wrong answer, and even the threat of violence against them legitimizes them and gives them X more people to “take up the cause.”

Enjoy your frostbite and tuna casserole MRE farts, assholes! The birds won’t even be back till spring, so we Oregonians don’t give a shit if you’re at Malheur.

I would write this dude off as an irritating attention seeker but for the note of sincere concern in his co-hosts voice as he semi-begs for him to not actually spoon the pig. Sounds like the co-host knows what this dude is really capable of, and fears it.

I was juuust about to post this same thing. Thought I might scroll through a few more comments to make sure no one beat me to it. Lol here we are.

Today she was on CBS This Morning, and she also said that she didn’t think a teacher or something would want to hear her go on about how she needs more money. Thinking charitably about it, maybe she meant something along those lines?

we lost tebow, we can’t lose Manny yet. We don’t have anyone to replace him (will the real Jameis please step forward? We’re counting on you to become a shitshow)

you burnt that straw man. good job!

Am I the only one who is seriously disturbed by the fact the cop’s first instinct was to try to kill her?