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I think you mean bear baiting, unless you’re talking about jacking off a grizzly, which is a sport I’d totally pay to see.

Grimes will not make me smile. And neither will Halsey or Lorde or Banks or any of the other one-named pop singers who are totally indistinguishable to me.

Oh, wow. Look that.

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I have some Beltway connections, and my friend was able to get me footage of Trump and Palin brokering the deal:

Shut up. Seriously? Which writer/article?

“I love that program but I thought the House negro was Omar Epps?”

I left a yearbook quote from “What It Takes” to my unrequited high school crush.

Snowboarders are cool, normal people, but what the majority of them do to the snow sucks.

Glad you liked it! Tony Zhou’s whole channel is pretty great.

Yeah, if we’re getting into the macabre territory of discussing the aesthetics of crashes, this is a unique one.

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If you like Chuck Jones, Tony Zhou (the film critic behind the wonderful series, Every Frame a Painting) has a great piece about his work.

The “die peacefully in my sleep” joke is a great example of paraprosdokian, but an even more famous and compact example (and those two qualities are surely related) is:

It also means they’re typically the cause of it.

“What happened one year ago in Blue Wahoos history? You could win a 2016 calendar! Just reply with your answer!”

Came here to ask the same question.

He looks like a No-World-Cup-Ken.

It’s pretty amazing that a single band managed to unite three of the greatest practitioners of their craft.

I’m not even a Warriors fan, but they are basketball porn. I don’t know if it makes me bandwagon, but I root for them against every team except mine.

This was incredible.

+1 Hamburger. No, a cheeseburger.