Do you mind if I ask some questions? I’m a curious person, especially about people with dramatically different perspectives and experiences?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yeah, there are some artists whose style of music allows them to bring it at 70 as well as they did at 30 (James Taylor? Billy Joel?) but The Who do not seem to fit in that bucket.

I can’t tell if you’re using these people’s deaths as a foundation for a joke, or if you’re serious.

I saw the Rolling Stones in 1989 on their Steel Wheels tour.

Occasionally, the topic will come up among friends about what band, past or present, we’d see if we could.

Is that really a serious question?

This is all too much. Just another reason for me to never captain an NFL team.

Yeah, I had no basis other than my gut to suggest an NFL coin bounces. Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn’t.

Interesting paper. Two objections as it pertains to NFL coin-flipping:

Counterpoint: Who in their right mind (besides Packers fans) wanted the game to continue after home-town legend Larry Fitzgerald and snakebiten All-Pro Carson Palmer hook up for a sudden death win at home?

I’d go back to last week, to the 7-11 down the street, and be the kind of person who picks the winning Powerball numbers.

As a 39 year old man in a situation similar to the men profiled, I wanted to thank you for one of the more generous responses to the post.

That’s such an ungenerous interpretation of what he wrote.

According to Norm MacDonald, when you die, since the cancer dies with you, it’s a tie.

I hope the Knicks spend all night reminding Barnes that John Salley once described Derek Fisher as “six feet tall with a seven foot dick.”

Wait, it’s the “old-school sports media” that are professional trolls?

You got to be part of a “caper!” That’s awesome!

My friend use to do corporate sales for Blackberry. During those years, I made enough “RIM job” puns to last a lifetime. Good times.

I agree. I just wanted to clumsily shoehorn in a quote from Titanic.