I think the point is that their love was so strong, her place atop the Love Leaderboard is forever secure, despite the fact that . . . his heart will go on.

“Amazing” is not a superlative, but I’m sure these people do yell “woo” way too much.

Kind of like how the comments on conservative website used the capture of a dozen sailors to mock Democrats?

Guess you had to be there.

“It’s her turn?”

“Jizzabel?”

Artisanal trash cans, or GTFO.

Could be. I didn’t make it that far because the whole thing was so exhausting.

He’s an incredibly versatile writer who can get angry about many different topics!

Bingo.

Crash sucked. But that was a movie with people of color that attempted to tackle racism, so it wouldn’t help prop up Albert’s latest rage-stroke.

Would you take the annuity, or lump sum?

Getting warmer, Chris! Still only off by a factor of 10,000.

This right here is sum funny shit.

To believe this, not only do you have to be terrible at math, you also have to be terrible at economics and reason and lack all common sense.

Ah, I had forgotten about the hypocrisy angle to the pinup calendar. That makes Beth’s actions more understandable. Still wouldn’t have wanted to hang out with her, but I get it.

Fair enough. I can respect that. Glad it was a positive experience for your friend.

To be fair, if a man found sexy photos of his female roomie and printed and distributed them without her permission, you’d probably consider that pretty violating. I don’t blame Aaron for being pissed.

You dodged a bullet. CT will kill somebody in the future. Possibly a guy in a bar that looked at him wrong, but probably a girlfriend. Guy’s a sociopathic nut job.

Was Aaron douchey?