You’ve obviously mastered the art of pedantism. Now, get to work on understanding concepts like “ballpark figures” and “casual human communication.”

Didn’t he learn anything from Kenny Rogers? You’ve got to know when to hold it.

I’ll be voting for Sanders in the primaries, and hopefully beyond, but is a 25 year old note really that much of a smoking gun?

She’s has more emotional intelligence and empathy than 95% of my coworkers.

I didn’t realize Kruk was so reviled. I liked him. His “wacky meatball” persona could sometimes be too much, but I found him mostly authentic and usually insightful.

The camera cut to Kim Davis and my lip instinctively curled. Like an angry dog.

+1 Mazel Tov

And if there’s one thing I admire, it’s finding just the right pic to express one’s disgust over incest and rape.

Never forget.

Even without the Bowie references, this was unique. I’ve never heard NBA highlights delivered in the voice of a Bar Mitzvah DJ.

Congrats. I know you worked hard to earn those.

Gotcha! That was a communication error between us. I understand you, now.

The Jeffrey Tambor joke was lazy, for sure.

I agree with all of that, but I don’t think the joke was “Women be bad drivers, amirite?!?”

How quickly we forget.

You’re one of my favorite/funniest commenters, but in this case, you missed the joke.

“That was the punchline - you’re supposed to focus on the funny faces and noises and not think about the idea and historical significance of violent sexual assault.”

I agree the first joke isn’t very good because, as you said, it’s entire basis is “Bruce Jenner underwent gender reassignment.” It’s boring and mildly offensive.

In my luxury box, I expect no typos, thank you very much. And no Shock Top, but that’s another story.

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”